George Bernard Shaw

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal.

When Satan makes impure verses, Allah sends a divine tune to cleanse them.

The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them.

I want to be all used up when I die.

Whenever you wish to do anything against the law, Cicely, always consult a good solicitor first.

Self-sacrifice enables us to sacrifice other people without blushing.

The worst sin towards our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them; that's the essence of inhumanity.

We must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy.

The more I see of the moneyed classes, the more I understand the guillotine.

Well, dearie, men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability. But you can't blame them for that, can you?